USB Microwave from Heinz
I have to admit, I thought we had pretty much seen an end to the numerous releases of USB products. Today however a leaked report showed concern by the Microwave Association after Heinz unveiled it’s plans for a USB powered microwave to heat it’s pudding sized products.
The microwave association is not the only group worried however, Cell Phone companies have been cast a worrying glance after it was revealed this product uses phone frequencies to cook the food.
Remember the hypochondria about brains being fried and cancer being spawned from cell phones? guess it wasn’t just hype after all!
Heinz has assured us however that the product is 100% safe and will not only be the worlds smallest microwave, but also the most portable, with a lithium ion battery pack in production!
All in all I am not sure how popular the Beanzawave will be, it’s a funky little idea, but since it will fit nothing larger that the tiny snack pots from Heinz I do not think it will cook anything large enough to fill my rather varacious appetite!

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